by foxlife37 December 15, 2020
Get the christmas tree cakesmug. A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.
I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.
by Coolzville October 13, 2020
Get the needle cakemug. when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022
Get the cake pop surprisemug. 
by NumOneShawty February 14, 2021
Get the Valentines cakemug. The act of farting into your own cupped hand and then lifting the stench up into another persons face. A way of sharing your farts.
I was sitting down to watch the movie when my brother cup caked me and I started gagging from the smell. Mum and dad were furious and my brother almost pissed himself laughing.
by The Zurnich July 26, 2023
Get the Cup cakemug. “Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”
“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”
“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”
by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018
Get the Eating the cake battermug.