May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024

may

may is a person that has double lives. may is a very energetic and fun person to be around, but they live a two-sided life. telling people theyre fine when theyre crying inside. may is someone you’ll begin to love, but can never have for they have to many demons to learn to love. u love and care for them and in return they do the same. if you find a may crying, give them ur warmest hug and tell them u love them. they’ll need it.

“who’s may?”
“may is my best friend, my lover, and my life. they’re perfect”.

by marcymars February 26, 2022

May 3

Kiss or make out your best friend day come on (DON"T BE SHY) you got this!

EXAMPLE:
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It's May 3rd. Why are you asking?
Guy: Do you know what that means? ~smirks~
Girl: What?
Guy: ~kisses
Girl: ~blushes

by The girl you hate a lot May 2, 2022

May 11

National Throat Fuck Day

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

22nd may

A dang where all rakderrs are born

Oh man that dude is born in 22nd may his dick must be large

by masterofwords6942069 November 21, 2021

Cape May

Alex Zick owns Kent Lambie who owns Cape May, thus Alex Zick owns Cape May

Whistle tips go Whoo whoooo in Cape May

by dildoschwagginz69420 August 6, 2022

May 31

The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining

Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do…
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt

by TheHolidayGuy May 30, 2024