May 20th

National eat greys butt day

Hey have you heard what day it is?
Yeah it’s May 20th “aka” eat greys butt day

by HeavyHeavy May 19, 2024

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May 16

May 16 is national let whoever is in your room control your hands day.

This means if THAT special person is over they get to control your hands and you can’t say no.

Me and who on may 16??

by Iljsm May 15, 2024

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Get the May 16mug.

May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

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Get the Maymug.

May 20, 2022

Its May 20, 2022

Me: Hey do you know its May 20, 2022
Person: yeah?
Me: ok

by Jasonzzldude May 19, 2022

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Get the May 20, 2022mug.

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homies Day. Make sure you show your favourite mofo some love by kissin' em on the cheek, or the lips (No Homo of course)

"Bro It's May 14 today. It's International Kiss Your Homies Day"
"Really? Well in that case get in here bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

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