The act of forcing a group of people around to someone elses house, whilst not actually turning up themselves.
Man, Jerry is such a dick. He's bright parking Tom's house tonight. I hope it's a cool party, but still...
by Talatat March 20, 2011
Get the bright parkingmug. A ghetto park in Lynnwood Washington. Many hoopers come out in the summer to test their skills against other hoopers in the area, and many drug users come out to just smoke in the forest...all year round. Spruce Parks hosts many "gang get togethers" as well.
Guy 1: Ay some niggas from Terrace are beefin where should we tell them to go?
Guy 2: Why not Spruce Park?
Guy 1: GOOD THINKIN! Then we can smoke that dro in the forest once we're done!
Guy 2: Why not Spruce Park?
Guy 1: GOOD THINKIN! Then we can smoke that dro in the forest once we're done!
by DaLynnwoodNigga August 1, 2012
Get the Spruce Parkmug. by Oh, shucks! February 15, 2021
Get the Drastic Parkmug. In finance and economics this term is used to allude to small savers, who due to their very little finanacial literacy expose themselves to the risk of investing in junk bonds or cryptocurrencies and lose a great chunk of their savings. So, like oxen that are gonna be slaughtered. In the movie "Trading places" (starring Eddie Murphy) there is an ox park scene at the end of the movie where everyone does just like the others (illiterate in terms of finance) do and loses money basically. It describes a herd of cattle on the range unaware they're going to be slaughtered.
by Oklahoma10 March 18, 2019
Get the ox parkmug. When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)
by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015
Get the Golden Parking Spotmug. by ParkkJiminn January 25, 2019
Get the Park Jiminmug. 1. A place in Colorado. Particularly said to be outside of Denver.
2. Probably the most offensive show ever.
2. Probably the most offensive show ever.
person 1: “Hey I wanna go to Colorado!”
person 2: “Where shall we go?”
person 1: “I know! South Park!”
person 1: “What should we watch for Saturday Showday?”
person 2: “South Park, it seems funny.”
person 1: “K.”
person 2: “Where shall we go?”
person 1: “I know! South Park!”
person 1: “What should we watch for Saturday Showday?”
person 2: “South Park, it seems funny.”
person 1: “K.”
by metalmagneticmaniac March 6, 2023
Get the South Parkmug.