P-Moment

A moment when you are totally oblivious to what is going on around you

A moment of complete ditziness

Trying to say something knowledgeable in a situation and making a complete fool out of yourself without recognizing it but everyone else notices

We will have to get back to you when the next P-Moment occurs

by missp August 10, 2014

chalkboard moment

Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see

Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.

Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.

by Sir_derps_alot September 5, 2016

Heinrich Moment

When you find something discraceful or just weird on discord, That's a Heinrich moment. Also includes:
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour

P1: "Hey, have you seen that video of the fat guy fucking the my little pony figurine?"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"

by Heinrich=Hurensohn August 31, 2021

Momented

(Verb) Total perfection for a moment

She said the words perfectly! Felt like perfectly Momented!
Piyas clicked the picture as if it was perfectly momented

by 90swaifuu August 26, 2022

Frontier Moment

An intentional game design choice made by Frontier Developments that is questionable in nature; worsens the game experience for no known or valid reason

Person 1: "Why would they make this variant count as a separate species?"
Person 2: "Frontier moment."

by Somebody Tired of Your Shit March 30, 2022

Waleed moment

When someone is the know it all in the group, studies for fun and researches everything.

What happened in WW1?
*proceeds to list everything happened in WW1 and what led to the WW1 happening and how it ended plus their opinion on it*

“Waleed moment”

by Shadidoisthecoolestever March 12, 2022

zix moment

zixllrd has a moment

ALEK: was gonna ask but zix moment

by zixllrd January 12, 2021