Ur mom gæ lol

Ur mom gæ lol is one of the most hurtful insult. It just wants you to commit deathpacito

Mohamed: u lookin extra gay today

Mario: oh yeah? Well your mom gæ lol.
Mohamed: AHHHHHH *gets killed by army*

by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020

National ur mom day

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag

Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

Ur mom jumping on wood

This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.

Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary

by IKEA is great October 19, 2021

Mom Said I Could

if mom says you can, then you can

no matter what ANYBODY else says

Normal Person- "Wait why are you in my car?"
Weird Person- "mOm sAiD i cOuLd..."

by SquatingDog March 14, 2020

ur mom gay lol

Its said that, when said, destroys the universe incuding the Earth

guy 1: f*** you lil ugly bitch
you: ur mom gay lol
guy 1: (disintegrates to ashes and is still burning)

by DATH DOR January 28, 2019

your mom have gay

when your mom have fucking gay

your mom have gay motherfuck

by freskoko November 17, 2017

Hot moms near you

A sentence found in many ads, for example "Hot moms near you. Only 1.3 miles away." These ads are mostly found in illegal websites.

Did you see that ad? It was like "Hot moms near you"

by cup1d<3 January 8, 2022