Chocolate pond

The butthole

Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 10, 2020

Eat chocolate all day

You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october

You eat chocolate all day week

by Kiana made it ee October 20, 2020

Chocolate Prodder

A homosexual man.

Elton John is a right chocolate prodder.

by cuntyballsack November 3, 2012

Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.

D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?

by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012

Chocolate George

1.The act of having anal, vaginal, and oral sex all in one go-around. In that order.
2.Possibly the worst way to do all three types of sex at once.

Jenny got angry with her boyfriend after he failed to mention his plan of executing the Chocolate George last night.

by Thatoneguy56 November 7, 2012

chocolate scooping

Fisting someone in their anus.

My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!

Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!

by BiggHoss511 November 12, 2012

chocolate punch

Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.

John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.

by uucpd December 20, 2012