Butter-and-water moment

When you're technically saying yes, but you really mean no—and the system won’t let you be honest.

“When I said that dress was cute, it was a total butter-and-water moment. Like girl no.”

by Rumaisha May 22, 2025

Dick Water

You suck or smell really bad

Hey dick water named max pass the ball

by Dirtonmyboots March 9, 2020

Aircraft Carrier Water

Water contaminated by fuel.

In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.

Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*

by Siegmund May 3, 2023

water the general's dog

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

by dibble bop December 20, 2010

Dirty Water

Dirty Water - a term for a build up of semen in your testicles.

An old carpenter arrived on the building site on a Monday morning and said to the apprentice, "well Jimmy, did you get rid of your dirty water at the weekend?' thus - did you get "a ride" or "did you get the spuds drained"? In other words did you have sexual intercourse at the weekend or "blow yer load" and get rid of your dirty water. (See Get Er Bucked in Belfast).

by weeBelfastman March 15, 2025

table water

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018