Taco Bell

A place where you're depressed while sipping on your Baja Blast.

I went to Taco Bell.

by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020

group taco

Group Taco is when one person bites on one end of a el pastor taco and the other person bites the opposite end to avoid sharing said taco.

Pass me the group taco.

by kvtee June 27, 2019

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

taco purse

A California CHP’s citation book.

Yo bro I can’t find Shawna’s ticket, I think I lost it in my taco purse.

by CIA Baby July 1, 2024

Shit taco

The act of farting into and filling up a vagina with a rank fart.

Man Shazza was a freak, she made me give her a shit taco.

I gave this chick a shit taco right, and she queefed it back in my face.

by Dandrew December 19, 2021

Taco buddy

The bond between two best friends that could never be torn apart, not one person could come between them. Yes, they sometimes fight but they always make they’re way back to each other. I love my taco buddy to the shell and back. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAITLYN!! You’re taco buddy loves you so much

She’s my taco buddy.

by Taco buddy July 8, 2018

taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".

She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.

by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022