Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.

Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.

by Bugboy22 December 31, 2021

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Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

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Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

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Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

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Slap

Abbreviation: s.l.a.p = sounds like a plan.

Usage: "Meet me by the fountain, slap me on the patio"

"OK, slap!"

by Butt Lane Barry August 14, 2021

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This is a truly humiliating attack one can do to a boy. It involves the simple act of hitting them in the balls, usually with a quick flick motion. When he is doubled over in pain it is followed by a painful slap on the ass. It’s a spanking they won’t forget and whoever does it is a badass.

Example 1
Jake: Why is everyone laughing at robin?
Tanner: Jordan attacked him. It was a sac tap butt slap
Jake: Damn!

Example 2
Brent was standing around minding his own business when Robin and Derek got him with a sac tap butt slap. Robin hit him in the balls, Derek slapped his ass. It was embarrassing for Brent.

by Elsis December 28, 2018

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