Suck Duck Moron

A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it

What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020

Suck on that bougie

An expression of displeasure with a person, object, or situation.

I didn't like the way you said that, so you can suck on that bougie, punk!

by Up in thatp January 9, 2017

National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Suck

When your suck on something stupid

You suck at soccer

by 183672726suckmyhair October 13, 2020

tucked sucked and fucked

quickest and gayest way to clap a mans cheeks.

guy 1: What's Good B
guy 2: Last night, Nate tucked sucked and fucked me.

by Nathan Higgers October 16, 2018

sucks to be you

to hate bein some one, to hate being you
to emply that hu eva u r sayin it 2 dont got a good life.

"damn it sucks being you, i like being me."

by spider June 17, 2004