Me When Your Mom

Me When Your Mom is a more gentlemen-ty way to say "damn, your mom is hot"

Me when.., Me when your..., when you..., your...., when...,me!, me when.., me when..., Me When Your Mom

by DeezJoe November 27, 2021

ur mom quadruple gay

Instantly win any argument without worry, most powerful phrase in existence.

Bob: Hey you look ugly!
Naomi: ur mom quadruple gay.
Bob: ...
Bob: this isn't fair

by neptunitee December 2, 2021

Im the worst mom in the world

Literally every mom says this I'm pretty sure.

*kid swears*
Mom: Don’t say that word!
Mom: I wish I never let my kid learn these type of words.
Im the worst mom in the world

by TrausaXO December 15, 2020

ur mom got robbed

when ur mom gets robbed.

"UR MOM GOT ROBBED, L BADDDDDDD"

by B1G_GUY March 11, 2021

National ur mom day

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag

Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

Hot moms near you

A sentence found in many ads, for example "Hot moms near you. Only 1.3 miles away." These ads are mostly found in illegal websites.

Did you see that ad? It was like "Hot moms near you"

by cup1d<3 January 8, 2022

Ur mom jumping on wood

This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.

Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary

by IKEA is great October 19, 2021