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Michael Michael Motorcycle 

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
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Michaeljacksonification 

1. The forced cultural integration and retreat of certain groups due to the predominating race carism of teadrinkers
2. drastic change of skin tone over a period of time.
The natives' land went under Michaeljacksonification as it was seized by the British

Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.
Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!
Michael Jones by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024

Michael Jank 

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.
The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.
Michael Jank by SumSquid December 4, 2024

Michael Cannon 

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.
I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?
Michael Cannon by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024

Michael crawshaw 

A large individual who takes interest in the youth

Michael's Zombies 

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!
Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"
Michael's Zombies by Loominaty January 26, 2024