Mai

My name

Mai loves ice cream

by Mai14 July 14, 2021

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

May 8

Today, May 8th is INTERNATIONAL MOTHER's DAY

make sure to tell your mom you love her;)

you: Hi mom how are you, I love you
Mom: Why thank you!

Mom: its weird that you never telll me that only today
you: Mom today is may 8th AKA International Mothers day!

by followme.03g May 8, 2022

May 21

Finest bitches born on may 21st😈

“Yeah my birthdays on May 21st”
“Lemme fuck shawty”

by bipolarassbitch July 1, 2022

May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024

may 27th

National kiss a girl named josslyn day

Caden: It’s may 27th and josslyn still hasn’t kissed me!

by halston May 24, 2024

11th of may

surbhi was born on the 11th of may.

“surbhi was born on the 11th of may”

by surbhi May 10, 2022