A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of breaking up with her, you hit her with a chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.
Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.
Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.
Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.
Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
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Sour patch kids have tons of very unhealthy dyes and colors. Smarties are fake sweetarts. Laffy Taffy doesn't even count. And nobodies ever heard of Tangy Zangies before. Even as I was writing this, my grammar checker didn’t think that was a word.
b. Chocolate
- The downsides of Nestlé, mars, and Hershey's chocolates can really linger. Each "fun size" bar provides 300 calories and fourteen grams of fat. And you'll get 8.5 grams of sugar from the crunchy yet sticky center, which is also likely to get stuck in your teeth. These companies committed to removing all artificial colors and flavorings from their chocolate products by the end of 2015, and apparently they're not big on keeping promises. The bars contain a list of artificial ingredients, such as TBHQ and citric acid. But the worst is yet to come, more than 40% of all chocolate these big guru's use is harvested with forced child labor in the ivory coast. SweeTarts use absolutely 0 slavery in their production.
c. Everything else
Gummies are lots worse than sweetarts, and don't release nearly as many healthy chemicals. In fact, when asked about it, 88% of respondents said that SweeTarts were the most enjoyable and tasty candies there were.
Sour patch kids have tons of very unhealthy dyes and colors. Smarties are fake sweetarts. Laffy Taffy doesn't even count. And nobodies ever heard of Tangy Zangies before. Even as I was writing this, my grammar checker didn’t think that was a word.
b. Chocolate
- The downsides of Nestlé, mars, and Hershey's chocolates can really linger. Each "fun size" bar provides 300 calories and fourteen grams of fat. And you'll get 8.5 grams of sugar from the crunchy yet sticky center, which is also likely to get stuck in your teeth. These companies committed to removing all artificial colors and flavorings from their chocolate products by the end of 2015, and apparently they're not big on keeping promises. The bars contain a list of artificial ingredients, such as TBHQ and citric acid. But the worst is yet to come, more than 40% of all chocolate these big guru's use is harvested with forced child labor in the ivory coast. SweeTarts use absolutely 0 slavery in their production.
c. Everything else
Gummies are lots worse than sweetarts, and don't release nearly as many healthy chemicals. In fact, when asked about it, 88% of respondents said that SweeTarts were the most enjoyable and tasty candies there were.
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