Chocolate sexy balls

A pair of balls that are typically chocolate and sexy.

Look at garret over there with his chocolate sexy balls. I bet he gets all the bitches

by Jeff turns me on December 15, 2023

chocolate strawberries video

a viral TikTok video of a bowl of chocolate covered strawberries that suddenly got 50 million likes out of nowhere.

that chocolate strawberries video now has 50.3 million likes!

by njppp March 28, 2024

Colombian hot chocolate

When an individual takes a coffee-induced bowel movement in another individual's mouth. The feces itself is the Colombian hot chocolate.

Everyone made fun of Ed for his taboo love of Colombian hot chocolate.

by NotJeremyCamp December 09, 2016

Devil’s chocolate

Something to talk to Dave about. A conversation starter with a guy named Dave.

I was watching Tik Tok and I heard that Dave partakes in the Devil’s Chocolate

by Sag0302 April 13, 2023

chocolate stove

Having sex with a fat sex asian.

I cant belive you left the club to jave some chocolate stove

by Dubbydub April 15, 2017

Reverse hot chocolate

When you're taking a shit when the seat of the toilet is cold so you shit on the toilet seat to make it warm.

guy: dude I had to reverse hot chocolate my toilet last night.

by doomdank February 22, 2021

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011