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Pound cake

Jennifer: *passes by*

Fernando: *takes a glance at her ass* damnnnn..Jennifer’s got a pound cake!
by Alex Fonz March 4, 2022
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Birthday Cake

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.
Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.
by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017
mugGet the Birthday Cakemug.

Pudding on the cake

The act of deficating upon the vaginal area.
She wanted something dirty so I gave her the pudding on the cake.
by Tbag March 8, 2017
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Cake

Is a reference to a spoilt desert dish, normally used as a gag at frat parties. The general act of cake is when one defecates into some unfortunate unsuspecting individuals gateau, laughs mischievously, replaces the top of the gateau and leaves the room.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim - 'Nan, if you keep shitting in my gateau, it's going to a real...'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
by Iron Balls Billy October 2, 2012
mugGet the Cakemug.

The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.
by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022
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Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.
Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.
by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022
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makin a cake

It's when you blow coffee through a straw into someone's rectum, they then shit on your chest and you top it off with your jimmy jelly.
Dylan just ejaculated on Krista's chest after she finished makin a cake.
by Bazingaboy127 April 11, 2014
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