by alpha man/female January 14, 2022
Get the dark chocolate mug.Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hat mug.Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.
by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025
Get the Filipino Chocolate Swirl mug.by Captntristan March 6, 2021
Get the Chocolate puke mug.An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging
Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!
by cowdungminge August 3, 2017
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by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021
Get the charley in the chocolate factory mug.Excuse me a moment while I use the restroom, all that curry is making me bake up some chocolate potato soup.
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