by mofo joe official February 13, 2023
Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the dead with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears
Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka
Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help
Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...
*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka
Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help
Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...
*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022
Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears
Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka
Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help
Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...
*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka
Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help
Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...
*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022
In a man-woman relationship, term for buff/big man, unemployed, multiple baby mamas, doesn't raise any kids, violent. In a self-fulfilling prophecy, woman ignores "nice guys" for a bear, but can't figure out "why there aren't any good men out there."
by Run.Forrest.Run July 05, 2024
In a man-woman relationship, term for buff/big man, unemployed, multiple baby mamas, doesn't raise any kids, violent. In a self-fulfilling prophecy, woman ignores "nice guys" for a bear, but can't figure out "why there aren't any good men out there."
by Run.Forrest.Run July 05, 2024