Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

by Yagggahab May 20, 2023

Bear

Also known as British bears, they are British girls in their natural habitat. They usually move in groups of 3, covered up with a 2cm layer of make up and God knows what else. If you meet them in the club don't move otherwise they will attack you. They are violent if instigated.

Scenario 1 - 2AM in the club
Lad 1: "that chick's hot"
Lad 2: "dude she's a Bear, don't you have any standard?"

Scenario 2 - 2 AM in the club
Bear 1: "hey Jennifer, that dude is looking at you babe"
Bear 2: "do you think he'd buy me a kebab if I make out with him?

by ttoommxx September 23, 2021

honi bear

big large creatures, featured in the movie ‘ratatouille’. can also be seen in “heidi the pooh”

did you see that mammal carrying a pet rat?

dw that was just a honi bear

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

Honey-Bear

Heroin and Methamphetamine mixed and consumed in the same IV solution. The heroin is the 'honey'

Let's have a honey-bear!

by Senator BOT October 27, 2021

Care bear

A dude that is soft. A non-thug type of guy. Some one who lacks toughness.

Yo... Dude right there is a Care bear...!

by Him ova there January 22, 2016

Cock bear

Part rooster part bear. Not to be confused with care bears. Part cocky like a fighting rooster and yet lovable like a teddy bear. Description of a cocky but lovable beau.

That young man reminds me of a cock bear. He is lovable but feisty.

by Madame Breaux psychic September 28, 2020

Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021