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Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice
This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half
by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021
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The Rules

It's yes now
Bro it's not my fault, It's The Rules
by The Darkest One February 24, 2021
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Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread
As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies
by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021
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Rule 99

Hitler’s law

If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)

See also: Rule 99.9

If he has not yet reacted to it, he will
Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99

Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99
by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021
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kindergarten rules

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours first
boy: “you wanna trade pics?”
girl : “kindergarten rules?”

boy: “bet”
by tnaiycloolre February 26, 2021
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Rule 31

The girlfriend of a bro is not allowed to spend a birthday alone without partying, no matter what!
by Rulebook February 26, 2021
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discord rule day

on this day (march 11th) all rules in a discord server are enforced twice as strictly, breaking a rule will result in TWO warning and will be treated as if you broke the rule twice.
me: GUYS DONT GO ON DISCORD TOMORROW

everyone: why

me: DISCORD RULE DAY IS TOMORROW

everyone: P A N I C
by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021
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