by Urmomverygae October 2, 2022
Get the milkmug. Jerking off onto someone's face while they're sleeping and being as silent as possible so you don't wake them.
Guy 1: My girl wouldn't let me creampie her last night so when she fell asleep I s1lent milked her.
Guy 2: Nice dude!
*both high five each other
Guy 2: Nice dude!
*both high five each other
by Milky234 May 31, 2016
Get the s1lent milkmug. by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022
Get the Spilt Milkmug. 
This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
Get the Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantrymug. Person1: found a sick dying rat, tryna fuck it?
Person2: big milk bro, let's fuck that rat while it's still warm
Person2: big milk bro, let's fuck that rat while it's still warm
by Big milk no skim July 12, 2024
Get the Big Milkmug. Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.
"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."
by MeltedTeethMan March 1, 2020
Get the Milkmug.