J-Lo'ed

When your bicyle's drivetrain is so hopelessly worn out that all components have to be replaced.

I saw Wes's bike in the shop the other day, he really J- Lo'ed that chainring.

Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.

by The King76 September 30, 2011

J-Plague

A rare and severe lung infection when you smoke that J-plug boof pack purchased from Josh Roseman
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia

"I think I got a week left to live, Doc told me I got the J-Plague"

by fadfdasdfasdasd April 17, 2025

the vanniesa j

when one person who loves tiktok very much and a biology student

Johny : Hey, have you met The Vanniesa J?
Ong Seong Woo : The Vanniesa J? Oh, you mean that one cute kid who loves tiktok?
Johny : Yupp thats right

by Angel but they mispelled Angle October 25, 2020

O J Clinton

Describing a campaign or prosecution so bent on showing the world how wicked a person is as to presume that termination justifies any means up to and including martyring... and then cry foul when it backfires.

Relax, Paul... with those O J Clinton tactics they'll never get a conviction!

by Zappin' Nap August 14, 2024

Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 6, 2021

Ken-j

The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for

A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated

Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh

Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not

Get yourself a ken-j not mine though

"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "

by Luna_0w0 May 28, 2021

J. Lupton Middle School

Prison school built for dumb children and racist science teachers. And school shooter drawings. A stupid child that says the N-word on an instagram live.(Hes not black) There is bo windows in most of the school so u lose track of how long u have been inside. Poor Sally never came out:( There is alot of chill teachers tho. Some of them r rly nice and funny. Going outside for lunch is fun tho

“Oh, fuck!” He exlcaimed “ I stubbed my J. Luoton Middle School” This means that he stubbed hs J. Lupton Middle School

by Cock N Ball Torturer December 29, 2021