J-Spray

The sexual act of pulling out of your partner just before ejaculation and cumming in the pattern of the Holy Sign of the Cross on their body.

"Be careful dating a catholic, they might J-Spray you if you aren't careful."

by HisHolyHighness September 28, 2015

Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009

J Train

A subway line from the NYC Subway System that is very slow, horrible service, and has filthy subway cars.

The J Train always has crackheads on the trains and service always backs up.

by Anonymous339 March 6, 2022

jassy j

Just a smooth guy

And look a Jassy j over there getting all the girls

by Bobbby11 May 26, 2022

J Ferber

Nickname for the Internet.

I got on the J Ferber last night, and looked up J Ferber.

by Spicylatte41 December 6, 2022

J NO LA

a sadness caused by dread of something inevitable

She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.

He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.

We all J NO LA sometimes.

by Carl Jackboxxx August 11, 2023

Big J Weenie

Someone who’s name is Jonny and has big weenie

Hey there’s Big J Weenie he’s got a big weenie

by yunnnoiw March 2, 2022