chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk
Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
by CR1986 June 05, 2017
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Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.
"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"
by D73 November 25, 2007
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Chocolate Goodnight

Secretly taking a cheesy deuce under someone’s pillow.
Addison passed out first at the party so we gave him the chocolate goodnight.
by Tyra Spanks March 09, 2021
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Chocolate Volcano

A sex activity where you shit in the bottoms ass and wait for their body heat to make it boil thus making it flow out like a volcano.
by Jimmy Boobs April 24, 2024
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The infamous drink and Tim Hortons that can be addicting due to its great flavor.
Meera, u getting ur usual mocha iced capp with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle?
by OkBye777 January 06, 2022
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Chocolate Fever

When that cold brew hits just right, ynkow what I mean player? That feeling when a man wants to dive straight into the dark void and taste the Forbiden Fruit. When you see a chocolate mama and you don't know the difference from up and down. Symptoms of Chocolate Fever include blindness, increase in libido, and possible cardiac arrest.
Adam-Dam cuzzo, this darkskin chick was all up on me in the subway, I almost caught a case of Chocolate Fever.
Nick-I know what you mean boss we all get a hankerin for some dark meat.
by LegendTwenty7n April 10, 2022
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Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread
person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
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