Scottish Time Machine

Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.

"Joe you were nuts last night!"

"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."

"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"

Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."

by jdubs319 April 17, 2011

Awesome blanket time

When a girl (or guy) masturbates under the covers.

Awesome blanket time is great

by Jesserella December 7, 2010

Banana nut time

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"

by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009

Cannabis Standard Time

Time dilation caused by cannabis use.
30 minutes CST = 5 minutes SST(Sober Standard Time)

High Guy 1: Dude, I just thought an hour went by, but it was only 10 minutes
High Guy 2: That's just Cannabis Standard Time man, it happens to all of us

by DJHughGRection June 15, 2013

Tumblr Time Zone

That one period of time, (usually around 4-5 hours) in the day when almost all of the people you follow on Tumblr are active.

After the Tumblr Time Zone passed, it got really boring, with no one active and posting.

by UltramanVectis April 19, 2015

Happy-poopy-time

Defecating alongside someone you love and/or respect.

I can't believe you already went? What about our Happy-Poopy-time?

Would you care for some happy-poopy-time?

by Hoemoes July 16, 2016

one game at a time

the opposite of multitasking

take it one game at a time!

by susar December 13, 2016