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binge-winking

(noun): the act of "winking" at entirely too many people at one time on Match.com and/or other online dating sites
"My date last night was a total disaster...so when I got home, I did some serious binge-winking to make up for wasted time."

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"I have no dignity left after that night of serious binge-winking."
by Christeeny1757 October 11, 2012
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leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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Hineyheek~Wink

When the man is hineyheeking and aims towards the wrong hole, the butthole winks!
Oh no, not there, wrong hole. You just made me hineyheek~wink!
by Str8sexychk October 9, 2023
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Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top and cum in her eye.
I know chemo was tough, but when we get home I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.
by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023
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Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.
I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.
by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023
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Wink

Wink is a term used to describe a woman twink.
"She's such a twink."
"No, she's a wink."
by Underscore2020 October 27, 2023
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Tiddily wink

“Tiddily wink” (pronounced tid duh le wink) is used to discribe a stupid move in a video game or sports. Ex: someone hits a shot they should not have hit it is called a “Tiddily wink”
He just hit me with a Tiddily wink!
by CO0p3r November 3, 2023
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