The Wookie Wack

Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.

After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.

by Stephen Surriousluh August 8, 2009

Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.

I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.

by Pattiewhacker September 8, 2019

Wiggidy Wack

The phrase used to describe utter disappointment and a loss of faith in the human race.

Yo thats wiggidy wack yo!

by 𝓧𝓲𝔂𝓾 March 18, 2021

mad wack

Used in place of the word awsome.

That pool shot was fucking mad wack.

by Americus Nationel October 27, 2004

wack job

An idiot; a loser; another term for jerkoff.

That guy is such a wack job.

by Emby Quinn October 22, 2003

Weed-Wacking

When a male continuously waves his penis over and through a female's bushy pubic hair.

Ian: My girl hasnt shaved in weeks, and she wonders why we dont have sex.

Kyle:Try weed-wacking, she might think its hot.

by srg_turtle June 8, 2009

shaq wacked

Someone who has just been fucked or has sexual contact with a female or male person whos nick name is known as "shaq" or "shack"

"u have just been offically shaq wacked"

by billy May 13, 2005