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Volcano

The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.
Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.
by mrfapfapfappityfapfap September 7, 2013
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Alaskan volcano

A pure ice and fire sensation leaving any girl with the best orgasam in their life. Using icy-hot and applying to your Dick then penetrating the clitoris.
Hey jimmy, "I just did an Alaskan volcano with Rachel last night".
by Jackalope January 20, 2017
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Volcano

When you are masturbating or fucking your girl, pull out right when you are finishing, plug your tip until all your cum is built up and let that bitch blow all over.
Walker wood was hitting the volcano with Gabe newton
by Gio Catino January 3, 2024
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Vegas Volcano

You meet a stripper in Vegas and are banging her from behind so hard, when you cum she projectile vomits and fecal matter leaks out in her anal cavity around your cock and drips down your balls.
My girl and I went out drinking last night and I railed her so hard she did a Vegas Volcano.
by Mamacas March 6, 2025
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meat volcano

A human male's penis in the action of dispersing semen.
Tim had a problem with his meat volcano always firing blanks.
by GaryTheCabbage July 31, 2017
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volcano

(v) to fall asleep or pass out after drinking in a seated or reclined position and then vomit
Yeah, Josh got wasted last night and totally volcanoed, but he's okay.
wasted turnt party foul
by Fiddlebird Blue November 2, 2015
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erupting volcano

Erupting volcano is when you get ass from girl and just before puting you put some tabasco on condom and then put it in. After a while she has an itching feeling before she runs to wc and tries shit it out hopelesly, because the pain is too much for her.
I did erupting volcano on to my girlfriend last night and she is still sitting on toilet, poor her.
by Keksi July 26, 2018
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