The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.
Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.
by mrfapfapfappityfapfap August 10, 2013
Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
by StalinGotNoCredit June 02, 2018
by AdamDangerX January 11, 2016
When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.
by ggnoodles July 24, 2018
by Ray Ray Reneeee November 06, 2017
You're giving him a hand-job. Just before he comes, you dip your other hand in the open jar of chili sauce and quickly change hands. He'll huff and puff just like a volcano, and when the sperm mixes with the chili sauce it looks exactly like lava!
My boyfriend try to do the Batman on me last night, but I beat him to it by doing the angry volcano!
by Just for funz. July 24, 2017
A sex activity where you shit in the bottoms ass and wait for their body heat to make it boil thus making it flow out like a volcano.
We made a chocolate volcano
by Jimmy Boobs April 24, 2024