The Voice of the Valley

A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living within a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.

"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"

by VotVsuckslolrofl September 30, 2004

wet valley

A term used to describe a female's moist genitalia when aroused.

Ben was thrilled with Lucy's wet valley, especially after only a few minutes of foreplay.

by Super duper Fox January 22, 2014

cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019

chad valley

Anal passage.

Steve - "pulled a right old tart last night"

Gary - "nice one! Did you chuck it up her Chad valley?"

Steve - "yeah, she was a total filth bag"

Gary - "lad"

by Jedifish July 12, 2015

Valley girl

Bitches from west valley

Aye them valley girls is bitches, they cant fuckk with the lake town funk

by Guero tenfo February 3, 2020

valley pathways

where the drug addicts and bad ass bitches go

valley pathways? them fuckers wild

by singturtles December 8, 2016

hope valley

hope valley, a place where every man hopes to go.

(the valley between the buttocks of either sex, depending on your sexuality)

Person 1: "Where'd you wanna go this gap year?"

Person 2: "Magaluf, with a visit to hope valley without a detour to shit creek if at all possible."

by Victor Schmuck February 8, 2015