A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living within a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.
"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"
by VotVsuckslolrofl September 30, 2004
Get the The Voice of the Valleymug. by Super duper Fox January 22, 2014
Get the wet valleymug. by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019
Get the cooter valleymug. Steve - "pulled a right old tart last night"
Gary - "nice one! Did you chuck it up her Chad valley?"
Steve - "yeah, she was a total filth bag"
Gary - "lad"
Gary - "nice one! Did you chuck it up her Chad valley?"
Steve - "yeah, she was a total filth bag"
Gary - "lad"
by Jedifish July 12, 2015
Get the chad valleymug. Bitches from west valley
by Guero tenfo February 3, 2020
Get the Valley girlmug. by singturtles December 8, 2016
Get the valley pathwaysmug. hope valley, a place where every man hopes to go.
(the valley between the buttocks of either sex, depending on your sexuality)
(the valley between the buttocks of either sex, depending on your sexuality)
Person 1: "Where'd you wanna go this gap year?"
Person 2: "Magaluf, with a visit to hope valley without a detour to shit creek if at all possible."
Person 2: "Magaluf, with a visit to hope valley without a detour to shit creek if at all possible."
by Victor Schmuck February 8, 2015
Get the hope valleymug.