Uncle Donald

A loser who goes unto other peoples homes. If you see this pedophile run because he can also cause an infestation of bugs because of his horrible stench. Basically this nigga is a BUM who uses people for shelter, and wants to fuck his nephews and nieceypoos.
“How did Uncle Donald get here he don’t have no car?!”
by BigdickBran June 05, 2023
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Uncle Stan

Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew
look at all this flattened wheat

yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol
by Stanky Stanley January 07, 2020
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Bala uncle

When you’re part of the bala family and you have a bala niece or nephew
by Sdotskrilla94 November 05, 2020
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Uncle Carly

A fine ass uncle that likes fine ass. PERIODT
Look at Uncle Carly over there lookin' like a snacc.
by Nik22 November 19, 2018
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Uncle Tupelo

Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.
Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.
by False Aorta January 18, 2015
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Uncle Harambe

When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.
I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2017
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uncle random

Uncle Random is like kids TV directed by David Lynch . He’s that family friend who’s not actually related but you wish he was . He’s the cunt who says tells you things your parents should have . He’s a heavily medicated cunt but never hides it and that’s why people love him . Uncle Random swears way too much and makes you laugh at things you really shouldn’t
The c word is the worst word to be invented i can't even type it out i hate it that much it makes me go all Uncle Random

“Shut up you dumb cunt”
by Uncle Random January 06, 2019
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