uncle random

Uncle Random is like kids TV directed by David Lynch . He’s that family friend who’s not actually related but you wish he was . He’s the cunt who says tells you things your parents should have . He’s a heavily medicated cunt but never hides it and that’s why people love him . Uncle Random swears way too much and makes you laugh at things you really shouldn’t

“The c word is the worst word to be invented i can't even type it out i hate it that much it makes me go all Uncle Random “

“Shut up you dumb cunt”

by Uncle Random January 6, 2019

uncle quibbers

He’s just that guy and always will be just that guy

Uncle quibbers is just that guy

by A dog 64 March 19, 2019

Splenda uncle

It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.

Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"

by leahylives4ever April 13, 2017

Uncle Harambe

When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.

I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Uncle Bourbone

A man who deals with patience, especially from people who can't control their autism.

Wow, he's really being a uncle bourbone to that guy!

by Godiswithmeandnotyou February 25, 2018

uncle jeremy

Awesome

"Did you mean uncle jeremy?"
"Yea, he's awesome!"

by Dot, Dot, Dot... September 6, 2016

Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018