Uncle Patrick

A white person who hates the fact that they are white, or think that mistreatment/discrimination of (a white person because they are white)/white people is justified.

Person 1: It's impossible to be racist to white people and they should be discriminated against.

Person 2: But you're white...
Person 1: I don't care
Person: Oh you silly Uncle Patrick

by hulk_1982720 August 08, 2023

Uncle Kiss

When a girl doesn't want a guy to kiss her but he does anyway.

So the other day I was with Todd and he totally uncle kissed me. I was like can you not?

by Tim & Eleanor June 28, 2015

Uncle Stan

Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew

look at all this flattened wheat

yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol

by Stanky Stanley January 07, 2020

Uncle Donald

A loser who goes unto other peoples homes. If you see this pedophile run because he can also cause an infestation of bugs because of his horrible stench. Basically this nigga is a BUM who uses people for shelter, and wants to fuck his nephews and nieceypoos.

“How did Uncle Donald get here he don’t have no car?!”

by BigdickBran June 05, 2023

Uncle Carly

A fine ass uncle that likes fine ass. PERIODT

Look at Uncle Carly over there lookin' like a snacc.

by Nik22 November 19, 2018

Bala uncle

When you’re part of the bala family and you have a bala niece or nephew

Tranna mek bala with bala uncle

by Sdotskrilla94 November 05, 2020

Uncle Tupelo

Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.

Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.

by False Aorta January 18, 2015