Uncle Bourbone

A man who deals with patience, especially from people who can't control their autism.

Wow, he's really being a uncle bourbone to that guy!

by Godiswithmeandnotyou February 25, 2018

Uncle Carly

A fine ass uncle that likes fine ass. PERIODT

Look at Uncle Carly over there lookin' like a snacc.

by Nik22 November 19, 2018

Uncle Stan

Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew

look at all this flattened wheat

yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol

by Stanky Stanley January 7, 2020

Redneck Uncle

An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.

Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"

by THE REDNECK UNCLE March 8, 2021

Uncle Kiss

When a girl doesn't want a guy to kiss her but he does anyway.

So the other day I was with Todd and he totally uncle kissed me. I was like can you not?

by Tim & Eleanor July 8, 2015

Uncle Donald

A loser who goes unto other peoples homes. If you see this pedophile run because he can also cause an infestation of bugs because of his horrible stench. Basically this nigga is a BUM who uses people for shelter, and wants to fuck his nephews and nieceypoos.

“How did Uncle Donald get here he don’t have no car?!”

by BigdickBran June 5, 2023

Uncle Piss

Piss soaked old man, likes to follow younger men into toilets and piss on them.

Oh no, Uncle Piss has claimed his next victim

by UnclePaz March 24, 2021