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Quantum truth

A fact who's degree of truthiness changes upon observation.
" I make my own homemade soup" , stated Jerry to the group.

"Oh, really? What kind?" Inquired Beth.
"He means heats up Trader Joe's soup on his stove instead of the microwave ", said Rick. "It's his favorite quantum truth- it seems real but totally falls apart once you look at him"
by dv1d June 26, 2017
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truth or crimesequences

(n.) -- What one arrives at after painstakingly investigating a crime.
"I think we found our man in the ongoing murder probe. Now he's going to have to face truth or crimesequences."

Overheard at a watercooler at a police station in Minneapolis on October 15, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 26, 2010
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Meghan’s Truth

It’s whatever one THINKS or erroneously PERCEIVES to be “their truth” often to make themselves the victim of any situation arisen.
Recollection may vary’ when it comes to Meghan’s truth!
by Kay Ra October 18, 2022
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Truth Maintaining

Writing down either the exact words each individual says, or only the most important words they say, and/or audio or video-recording the words them to deter the participants in a discussion, argument, conversation, or negotiation from making false statements or saying they said something other than what they said or saying they did not say something they said.
Because human beings tend to make false statements it is extremely helpful to practice Truth Maintaining by writing down and also audio or video-recording individuals as they express themselves in a discussion, argument, conversation, or negotiation.
by but for May 8, 2018
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Truth loop

When you make a post on social media with a true or more accurate version of a fake news article.
Had to keep my family in the truth loop about the so called "breaking news" story on …
by kiwibogan September 18, 2017
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stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.
When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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Pon truth

Wanting the very truth of a situation or statement
I hope he is tell the pon truth
by Ethan Phillips July 16, 2021
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