Total Paranoia

Ready or not, it's like Total Paranoia.
You know how to pray, but he won't go away...

Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."

Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"

Hym "I don't know what you mean."

Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."

Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷

Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."

Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"

Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."

Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"

Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."

Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."

Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."

Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

totally blown

when u r totally blown out of ur mind or highly under the influence of marijuana

duuuuude.... immm totally blown

by steven uribes March 10, 2009

totally brodally

awesome nigga, its the best u can get like when something is tight u can be like totally brodally bro or some shit look at the example explains it all

Mitch"Yoooooooooooooooo Marcus we bout to thizz yadadawuwop blood"
Marcus" Totally brodally my nigga

by Marco an thizz nigga Mitch June 17, 2008

Total Commando

Total commando means something is really manly or amazing.
It's like saying "intense" or "epic"

Whoa that giant robot over there is so total commando!

Johnny: I can break this rock with my face. Really.
Steve: total commando.
Johnny: yeah I'm pretty cool...

by awsometastic12 July 24, 2011

totally crushin'

adj. cool, awesome, or kicks ass.

homestarrunner stuff. Strong Bad's cartoon of TEEN GIRL SQUAD, they say that they are totally crushin'.

I am totally crushin'!

by pyro05x June 29, 2004

Total Bullshit

A total lie even if my friend can't see his dick moving girlfriend do it.

After having plans to hang out... girlfriend "i can't hang out"
Me "Thats Total bullshit

by al;sdkfja;sdlkfj January 29, 2009

Total recall

When you invite all those who went out the night before to brunch trying to get the full story of what really happened

A: aah man i am so hungover , and i can't fucking remember how we ended up by our neighbors pool !

B:shit dude last thing i remember was these shots in the karaoke place

A: we need a "total recall" call everybody !

by Tito_T2 January 18, 2014