tossing the toenails

(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.

See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.
Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?

Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.

Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.

Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.

Betty: Did it taste good?

Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010
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keg tossing

Keg tossing is a sport that involves the heaving of a standard 15.5 gallon beer keg. Most people would refer to this type of keg as a "half-keg" or "half-barrel." The keg must be completely emptied before it should be tossed to avoid injuries. There are many different types of keg tossing, as it is practiced throughout the world. In Ireland, the keg is typically thrown upwards and the height of the toss determines the winner.
The newest way to toss a keg combines techniques of both the discus and hammer throw. This updated form of keg tossing does not require the athlete to toss the keg high, rather they are required to try to throw it the farthest distance. Athletes are given three attempts to throw the keg and the winner is determined by measuring the distance tossed. The one who throws the keg the furthest wins.
The basic technique for tossing the keg involves swinging the keg in a pendulum like manner and releasing the keg when it is at its summit. A more experienced athlete uses a spin method similar to a hammer throw. The keg is again released when it is at its summit, allowing for the maximum distance. The event of keg tossing is also in the World’s Strongest Man competition. Men toss kegs that get increasingly heavier over a tall wall.
It's very easy to obtain an empty keg. Go to a liquor store, buy a keg, invite some friends over, drink all the beer, wake up in the morning with a hangover, a strange guy sleeping in your bed, and an empty keg! Or you can just go to a liquor store and ask if you can have one of their empty kegs. Most will just look at you funny and give you the keg. Some may charge you a couple of bucks for them. It's that simple.
He is the champion at keg tossing
by Tallyjfklfaskjldf July 30, 2008
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Tossing Tin

To go to the gym and lift some weights.
Mate! Keen to go down to the gym and toss some tin?

You are sweaty! What have you been up to? Just been tossing tin bro.

You are looking huge bro! Yeah mate, been tossing a lot of tin recently.
by Lifter123 January 23, 2012
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Toss Bucket

A Chick or Girl or Female that whores around, this person can be considered a bitch.

A Female, who is so dirty that diseases are made in or on her body.
Renzo: "Would you date her?"
Rico: "Naw, She a toss bucket."
by EnRizzle January 09, 2012
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Tossed A Whitey

When one pukes uncontrollably after ripping a gravity bong, that was pulled so thick it was white like a cloud.
"Hoover tossed a whitey after Benny pulled one for him."
by Fritz The Kat October 05, 2005
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toss the salad

little steves licked my bum hole.hes justed tossed my salad
by david haywood August 01, 2003
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Pasta Toss

A special party where a group of six or more men stand in a circle touching their flaccid penises together in order to mimic a bowl of soft noodles. Alfredo sauce is optional. (still illegal in 5 states)
I tried to surprise my friend the other day and boy did I screw up! I walked in on a major pasta toss! I had no idea he was into that.
by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
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