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hate shipping

When you hate the idea of two characters being in a romantic relationship with one another so much but you ship them anyway (or you start to ship them because they hate each other.) Usually occurs when said two characters have a rivalry/enemies dynamic and claim they can't stand the other, but with the added step of passionately making out and being very attracted to each other. The romantic equivalent of hate sex, but for shipping.
"Wow, I hate x and x together so much, it makes no sense and they hate each other in canon."
*saves fanart and reads fanfiction of the ship anyway*
"So hear me out, they are horrible for each other logically speaking but how can I say no to this chemistry? Something about hate shipping really does it for me. Also they're so hot."
by poolvault March 28, 2021
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Hate quote

To provide a highly exaggerated quote price to a customer because they are or have been annoying the shit out of you.
Those pink sox you have been asking me about for the last 12 weeks are going to cost you $1874.99 and are a 67 week delivery time. Now, is there anything else I can hate quote for you?
by Jaywonderful January 27, 2009
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edu-hate

An extremely sarcastic way to correct someone's factually incorrect statement by giving them an even larger number of incorrect facts in order to make them aware of their folly.
Ace : My Favorite song by KISS is "Dream On"

Randy : Thats a good one, that reminds me of my favorite Led Zeppelin song "The Wall" or my favorite Guns N Roses Song "Enter Sandman." Thats the song they would usually play in the Chicago Cub's NBA Arena before Michael Jackson would come out and lead them to the Championship.

Ace : ok, ok. So I couldn't remember who sang that song. You didn't have to Edu-hate me.
by moestavern19 April 10, 2008
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La Hate

A Spanglish translation of The hate, used on people who are considered salty aswell as haters
WOW, Aimed is being la hate right now.
Yeah, he really showed la hate by blaming everyone when he lost the game
by Dutch Dawn March 31, 2015
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Fake Hate

Someone who pretend to hate you but really admire you secretly.
Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.
by Stepin2theglow January 2, 2019
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Hate lick

When bby sees Rypic
Oh, I am going to hate lick you Rypic!
by bbyswallower May 6, 2023
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hating Portland

A new euphemism for masturbation. Typically done in a vigorous fashion.

Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.
"Man my wife is away today so I'll probably be hating Portland all day!"
by Dickie Stephens May 13, 2017
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