Thoosie

Brett

Brett is a thoosie

by ZeldaCoasterNerd July 29, 2023

Thoooobjgun

A baller that shoots hoops and basketball 🏀 👌 🙌 👏 🔥 👀. Maclonnbeveli onenie benningfield junior 1onnie Benningfield junior LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE and the law breakers as in tiebreakers. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created thoooobjguns. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 31, 2023

ThooooBJsword

The opposite of thoooobjgun a person that shoots basketball's 🏀 or a swordsman. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created thoooobjswords.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 1, 2023

thoopie

Thoopie means a homosexual person who dresses as a furry. Usually a male.

"Hey Micheal is your friend a thoopie?"
"No, why?"
"Just asking"

by Anonymous_156 September 14, 2023

thoopie

A sexually active homosexual man, who mainly dresses as a anthropomorphic animal and takes pleasure in causing chaos and disrupting peace in environments.

1 "Hey Micheal! I wanted to talk to you about your friend."
"What about my friend?"
"He's kinda a thoopie, and I don't think you should be friends with him anymore."
"Oh well if you feel that way, I tell him we can't be friends"

by Anonymous_156 September 14, 2023

thooba

someone who thinks shes cute but cries over her failed split attempt
she is a mysterious creature who is extremely arrogant but sometimes comes off as kind, which is pretty rare to find in a thooba. watch out for the anger issues and jealousy. *wink wink*

"damn shes thoobie in two pieces with that split"
"she's such a thooba"

by lolipopisdope September 22, 2023

Theology

Yeah, that's a pretty egregious conflation of ontology and theology.

Hym "Yeah, see... My problem with theology is that it posits the assertion that life is a morality test designed by a guy... Who gave us the answers TO the test... And now all we have to do is use the answers he gave us... TO the test HE GAVE US... So that it doesn't have to burn us forever... For not using the correct answers... That he gave us 2000 years ago... In an act of DIRECT DIALOGUE...

With a guy who died 2000 years ago... And this guy is the last and ONLY guy to have ever spoken to it... But I also shouldn't worry about it... Because I am inherently guilty... While SIMULTANEOUSLY preemptively forgiven... And that means NOT that I won't be burned forever... But that it wasn't going to forgive the inherent guilt (at first)... But NOW it IS going to do that... So, I WAS going to burn forever initially... But it changed it's mind... And now... As long as I just shut up and use the test answers I was given... It won't burn me forever... Instead of the thing it was GOING to burn me forever for... Initially... The inherent guilt I mean... Which is not a thing I ACTUALLY DID... But a thing some dumb bitch who doesn't do what she's told did... And her doing THAT is somehow cosmicly makes ME guilty of the thing SHE did... But not anymore because we murdered the test-guy... Which is what we were supposed to do... As part of the test... And I also have to do weird breeding rituals... And the guy gets to murder me once and how well I receive it determines whether or not I'm burned alive forever. It deliberately wastes .0000-01 of an eternity that you will never get back and then it sends a semi-sentient teeth torpedo at you and shreds the flesh from your skeleton. And this is what I should both serve and worship. That's your theology."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023