by Andrew Mulvenny December 20, 2008
Get the swing digsmug. the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger
by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013
Get the swinging the badgermug. When a nigger takes a huge swing while playing baseball and rarely makes contact but when he does it goes a mile.
by bhinch October 16, 2011
Get the nigger swingmug. When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.
1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"
2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"
"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"
2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"
"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"
by Board 8er July 16, 2008
Get the dick swingmug. Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"
by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007
Get the swinging monkeymug. by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011
Get the swing-dickmug. When somebody stops you from swinging for no apparent reason. Considered extremely rude in American culture.
by davekhalifia June 30, 2011
Get the Swing-Blockmug.