Aren't birthday parties or presents better when you don't expect them? Surprise Sex also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police. Just ask Bill O'Reilly, he has been engaging in the practice of 'Surprise Sex' for nearly 20 years.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
Get the Surprise Sexmug. When you do a girl slowly from behind, in the anus or vagina, in and out, in and out, in and out, and then you slam your fist up her anus while screaming "Meatball Surprise!"
by Lettuce Inn June 2, 2009
Get the Meatball Surprisemug. After taking a dump you realize that you need a deeper cleaning than normal. You layer up the tissue, insert it in to your anus, and push gainfully as to ensure adequate penetration depth. Unfortunately you pushed a little too hard and that cheap toilet paper that they stock in the bathrooms at the office is not capable of withstanding the finger pressure.
Your reaction time is not nearly quick enough. Your eager finger slips right through the gaping tissue hole in to your anus which you have purposely relaxed so as to allow for proper penetration. Your anus is not so relaxed any more and you instinctively tighten the muscles, producing a firm, albeit temporary hold on your finger.
You then hastily yank your finger out of your rectum causing slight discomfort as the small, twisted pieces of cheap tissue have caused immediate, itchy irritation due to their scrubbing your anal wall.
You muster the will to look at your finger. There is no time to become curious as to whether or not it will smell because you realize quickly that it does, partly because you wafted your finger to the frontal area where your senses are most responsive and partly because fresh, moist, shit that is not submerged in water creates a powerful odor indeed.
Finally, you require several rotations of hand-washing with soap to completely rid of the stench that has penetrated the oils contained on your finger.
This my friends is the Southside Surprise.
Your reaction time is not nearly quick enough. Your eager finger slips right through the gaping tissue hole in to your anus which you have purposely relaxed so as to allow for proper penetration. Your anus is not so relaxed any more and you instinctively tighten the muscles, producing a firm, albeit temporary hold on your finger.
You then hastily yank your finger out of your rectum causing slight discomfort as the small, twisted pieces of cheap tissue have caused immediate, itchy irritation due to their scrubbing your anal wall.
You muster the will to look at your finger. There is no time to become curious as to whether or not it will smell because you realize quickly that it does, partly because you wafted your finger to the frontal area where your senses are most responsive and partly because fresh, moist, shit that is not submerged in water creates a powerful odor indeed.
Finally, you require several rotations of hand-washing with soap to completely rid of the stench that has penetrated the oils contained on your finger.
This my friends is the Southside Surprise.
by slammerzee June 16, 2009
Get the Southside Surprisemug. by Mike and Shane October 12, 2006
Get the Emeril Surprisemug. Can I have a salty surprise
by MC spunky January 1, 2019
Get the Salty surprisemug. When performing a sexual act involving defecation, said defecator experiences extreme diarrhea resulting in an explosive surprise for the fecal recipient.
Bruce: Hey Lance, wanna try a glass bottom boat?!
Lance: No brah, last time we did that you gave me a Hiroshima surprise...
Lance: No brah, last time we did that you gave me a Hiroshima surprise...
by ryo101 July 27, 2009
Get the Hiroshima Surprisemug. The unpleasant surprise that arises from trying to go down on a female from the Indian subcontinent only to find a tangled forest of hair reminiscent of the Punjab jungle.
Shiva surprise striked again last night. she must have thought i was trying to pickpocket her, the way i put my hands down her pants and took that shit right back out.
by punjabi mc 24 May 8, 2008
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