Store Sock

The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."

by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011

Sock Buster

One who blows his load in his dirty socks.

Billy that dirty Sock Buster

by Darrel Dell December 21, 2007

Coding socks

Long thigh high socks that are vital for coding

“I’m gonna buy some coding socks”

“K”

by Greasefire February 23, 2021

Period socks

When you hit sock bottom

When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer

OMG! I haven’t done my laundry and I’m running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!

by Smarshies August 10, 2019

Pee Sock

Similar to a PoopSock, but instead of pooping you take a leak

Did you seriously pee sock it?

Yeah I just couldn't wait to see what place we got

by ThisIsAlex March 4, 2021

sock surfing

Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks

"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"

by megaroni335 August 28, 2009

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014