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Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
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Schlitz Pounder

Having missionary sex with your partner, stopping halfway to puke, then finishing the act. Then puking again afterward.
I need to eat after that Schlitz Pounder with Sarah.
by WKRP in Cincinnati October 5, 2009
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fruit pounder

how one would have sex with a girl like if they were having sex with a fruit.
Omg! you’ll never guess what i walked into this morning seen Kevin doing to a grapefruit!! he was being a fruit pounder!!
by jaaycaat November 29, 2023
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Pounder

A convenience store beer, larger than a Tall Boy (16oz), normally in a 20 or 24 oz can.
Bobby is taking this grill out pretty seriously. Did you see the Yeti full of pounders! Who does that?!
by Mr. Fro June 21, 2023
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Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.
Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day
by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025
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South African blood pounder

When a male cuts some of his urethra than insert his penis inside a women. During sex he will bleed into the females vagina and when he ejaculates blood and semen will sprayed into the women. Can cause vanginal or penal diseases
"Hey Dave I just gave my sister Trichomoniasis after giving her a South African blood pounder"
by abcd1234yay June 21, 2025
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Full Pounder

The Pre-Workout meal of choice for the Sweaty Balls Workout Club. It consists of 4 quarter pounder patties to make a "Full Pounder" burger.
Full Pounder, Kippo. Let's go! sbwc
by FreshMuffinsss March 9, 2022
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