dan martin

1. the G.O.A.T.
2.Starred in "Paul Blart Mall Cop."
3. Does a great orangutan impression.

Mike- Is that Dan Martin over there.
Oliver- Yeah, is he stuck in the door.
Mike-Classic Dan.

by dfsxwqdebcuebwfjadshbcke March 15, 2017

Warren Martined

The fuck boi of all fuck boi's. A man who has a small penis and tries to find fault in everyone else so you cannot see his.

Dude you just got Warren Martined

by Yup Its Me July 5, 2015

Connor martin

a puppy that is 3 weeks old

see that bitch over there , he's Connor martin

by booger sugar June 29, 2021

Martin Syndrome

A condition where upon seeing prepubescent teenagers an individual will develope a two inch boner in an uncontrollable fashion. The only known cure for this condition is blowing King dick to completion.

I have a case of Martin Syndrome and I need some king dick to get it to go away.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

jb martin

A school in the south that is full of stereotypical cliques.

You go to such a basic school, it has to be JB Martin

by L71 May 9, 2018

Christy Martin

She Is A Character From Bully or canis canem edit. she has red hair and spreads rumors about life and what happens in canis canem edit. she will become kissable after completeing art 1

Friend. You See Christy Martin? You. yeah I'm kissing her right now. Friend. Damn Son!

by I am cool 2015 September 7, 2019

Zavien Martin

A god among mortals. A true super soldier. Whoever has this name is extremely handsome. Probably better than u at everything.

Zavien Martin is sooooooooo good at everything.

by Zavien November 23, 2021