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dont forget the lube

When you and your women go to Walmart for supplies...
I told my woman "dont forget the lube" She went to the clerk and asked for 5 bottles of lube, the clerk had a funny look on her face!
by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025
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Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
by CoachMatt May 24, 2022
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Lube the plate

Lubing the plate is when someone puts a lubricant on the flat part behind the blades on an electric razor while shaving their testicular hair
Jimmy lube the plate because the razor wasn’t Gliding across and getting a clean shave
by I❤️Cougars June 12, 2018
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lube

is another word for love that often used by Jbeaumont97 in twitch.tv/drwallin
i lube you all drwH
by AllanTheKing November 25, 2016
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Lube

When your masturbating And you don’t want crusty semen on your dick so you use lube.
Jake:Pass me the lube imma mastubate
Frank:Don’t waste all the lube imma use it later
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Lube Tube

Two people covered in lubricant holding eachother forming a ring shape. A third person also lubed up penetrates both individuals using his hands or feet.
Jill: I’m so bored
Samuel: I think we should do a lube tube with eachother to not be bored
by BundaBandit789 April 24, 2024
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Benny Lube

Pre cum containing HIV virus found on male genitalia during hot gay sex.
1. he has Benny lube in and around his mouth.
2. He died due to his strange addiction of Benny Lube.
3. He would never get laid if it wasnt for his handy Benny lube.
4. On the next "How do they make it": Benny Lube narrated by morgan freeman
by Proffesor Dan February 10, 2014
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