Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.

When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.

by Tamrian August 22, 2016

hairy falls

When someone cums all over the face of a bearded man's face and therefore creating a "waterfall" of semen down his beard.

Jason got sucked off for awhile and then came all over Santa Claus's face. The cum that leaked down sure made for a hairy falls.

by Janicebuttknuckle March 27, 2010

hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair

That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!

by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019

Hairy Wings

When ones back hair grows and forms a wing shape. It can be overwhelming to most women and men.

Corbin has hairy wings, I ran my fingers thru them very thoroughly.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!

by milkBAKE February 13, 2020

Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014

Hairy plums

A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it

Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!

by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019