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Hairy TicTac

When someone’s head is structured in which it looks liked a TicTac, but they have a beard etc....
-“Hey!, have you been Dave lately
-“Yeah, he be looking like a right hairy TicTac
by Cammy.K17 July 11, 2019
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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
by T-rent October 10, 2014
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hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair
That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!
by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019
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hairy jaffa

Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.
"god, she's got a bit of a hairy jaffa"
by sour bras October 4, 2012
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hairy falls

When someone cums all over the face of a bearded man's face and therefore creating a "waterfall" of semen down his beard.
Jason got sucked off for awhile and then came all over Santa Claus's face. The cum that leaked down sure made for a hairy falls.
by Janicebuttknuckle March 27, 2010
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Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.
Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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