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(not) Instagram Celebrities

People, usually from the south of England, who are in Year 7-11 and are usually the elites in their class who are recognised by students all around the local town where their schools are based. They think they are Instagram Celebrities but they’re really not.

You can identify them if they have around 1000 followers, there account is on private and they have barley posts, or 0. This is the result of them removing old posts which they think are cringe and if they overflow with posts they leave the ‘celebrity circle’

There pictures are mainly of weird angles and face covered in masks, with girls usually having some glass effect and pictures heavily edited or put in mean less montages.

Their Instagram stories mainly involve asking the question ‘Anyone going to insert name heres’ or ‘Picture at name here agains’ and as most people from the schools would be in separate circles but at the same time a big one, they all say yes. Other things include them doing random number things, emoji things and ranking their ‘friends’

They also boast about what they do with their friends, boasting that they have spent money expensive clothes to wear at some random girls party and annoying little things, like comparing Endgame to England vs Croatia (only people understood that game) (real story)

By the time they get to 18 all their relevance is non existent
by Aldranster50 November 1, 2019
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Celebrities series

I only found out who he was when he started dating Dixie. And Ik has as Dixie’s BF. Other than that, useless.
by It’s you page February 10, 2021
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Celebreality

The psychic state of being obsessed and ingratiated with celebrities and Holywould* 'Celebrity Cult-Ture'.
The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial bought the sick celebreality portrayed in the media into sharp fucus*.
by PartisanZ July 22, 2022
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Revenge Celebrating

Pent up demand of celebrations unleashed after the delays from Covid. Often a birthday party or Baby shower that is happening well after the actual date of the occurrence.
I accidentally brought diapers to my friend's 30th birthday party as a gift, I guess I lost track of which party I was going to in the midst of Revenge Celebrating.
by riceman_covid January 25, 2023
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