Radio Candle

Listening to music while beating thy meat in the shower. Radio candle is obtained when dick burn begins to occur.
Farley: Afternoon Richard, how are you?
Richard: Not so good, I'm still feeling the effects of radio candle from when I beat it in the YMCA shower.
by King Shlong July 08, 2015
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Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow
“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle
by Derpking666 December 31, 2023
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The Wankee Candle

Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
by Drakey_Hall February 06, 2018
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The Wankee Candle

Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
by Drakey_Hall February 06, 2018
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candle princess

A pale person who never goes out into direct sunlight due to their fear of getting burnt or being too hot and melting. Often covering their face with a parasol in summer and wearing factor 50 suncream no matter the season.
Oh she wont want to come to the park, she's such a candle princess!
by Boopityboopityboo January 04, 2020
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The roman candle finish

When a person sticks a roman candle in their ass and uppon climax they light it and cum
Regina said she seen it all so Johnny gave her The Roman candle finish on the 4th of July
by Blkash July 25, 2017
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Candle Karen

Women who will throw hands at a Bath and Body Works (or similar retail outlet) for cutting in line or taking their favorite scent.
These Candle Karen’s are our of control, they were throwing hands at Bath and Body works for being cut in line.

This Candle Karen assaulted an employee at Scottsdale Fashion Square.
by Stefabablous March 08, 2021
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