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septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.
Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.
by QuacksO June 1, 2021
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Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus
after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after
by RdRocket September 14, 2018
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Stretch

Billy: Want to walk to the store with me?
Kyle: Nah yo, that's a stretch.
by Junior's World January 25, 2017
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Stretching

Stretching is a slang term that is...
Stretching is a term that is commonly used to describe someone who is more endowed and experienced extended and flexed to improve with sexual activity:

* Not seen as cheating if you go back to your beta

* Hooking up instead of going to the gym

* Hooking up with an alpha then go back to your beta

* Wanting something different than the man at home; bigger
"After ladies night before the she saw her husband she had a nice stretching session." "I going to have a nice stretching, at the party"
by Thinking man Balthasar August 9, 2024
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Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.
Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!
by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011
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