Postmans genetic slop

Postmans genetic slop

I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad January 25, 2020

slop gf

A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching
- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects

- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied

Miro's doing nothing but bed-rotting and browsing memes all day, she has truly become prime slop gf material, I cannot wait to marry her

by Phantasea March 27, 2025

Slop

sleep over party

It is never a bad time to slop with the homies

by justagirlywholovesasleepover October 13, 2022

Pit Slop

The act of taking a break half way through sex to do something else, whether it is just a break to cool down, or a BJ to switch it up. Can also be used as slang for masturbation during a stressful or tiring time.

"They're on minute five and Brandon has to take a pit slop or risk exhaustion"
"Had a long day so far guys, gonna go take a pit slop"

by SimplyExuberant April 30, 2020

slop

The term for unwanted AI-generated content

Ever since AI became popular, the internet has been filled with slop

by Jake May 22, 2024

SLOP

disgusting sloppy food, goyslop

the kinda food all these subhuman retards at urban dictionary got fed growing up by their american/third world parents

bernd: mom ordered pizza against *posts picture of what seems to be a horrendously messi mixture of cheese, fried eggs and fries*
bernd 2: absolute slop

by Bernd2 August 22, 2024

Carolina Mop and Slop

When a Carolina 6 (an LA 3) with dreaded hair gives you head

I had a crazy time at the bar last night, I met a chick and got the Ole Carolina Mop and Slop.

by JacksonJohnsers December 23, 2020