Simp

A total John. Someone who watches female streamers and donates to them.

Person 1: hey that guys such a simp

Person 2: You mean a John?

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

Simp

A boy with small balls who is afraid to loose a stekkie

That boy Yash is a big fucken simp ekse!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

SIMP

S=Shrek
I=Is
M=My
P=President

i'am a SIMP

by 2137lalala2137 June 18, 2021

simp

a person who respects people but boys with toxic masculinity calls him a simp bc no girls wants them

straight white boy: he's such a simp
person with education: no, he just respects women. we get it' u hate women but want a gf, u should try respecting them and maybe girls would start to like u<3

by idfk bruh i wanted to writeyes October 20, 2020

Simp

A guy that will submit to women in hopes of winning them over.

"Hey, have you seen Jason?"

"Yeah, he ditched us to go simp for that e-girl.."

"Not cool."

by disappointed in you April 25, 2020

simp

gregory henry jackson

gregory henry jackson is a huge simp

by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022

simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023