papa smurf

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!
I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.
by Polar Bear December 06, 2004
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choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)
Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf
by Chris the Jebend May 08, 2008
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shadow smurf

that shadow smurf loves fried chicken
by Nakattack December 09, 2010
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what the smurf

can be used when mad and dont want to get in touble for cusing.Also can be used to be sweet like me
teacher:sit down for the 45th time
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf
by zimbobaway lou January 05, 2006
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Smurf Poo

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.
office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"
by Skinuss May 18, 2008
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Smurf Coke

Adderall 10 milligram pills, most often crushed and snorted in a semblance of cocaine, with an upper effect slightly resembling the same.
"Dude, I totally conned my psychiatrist into giving me a script for smurf coke."
by Lindicimadelaciudad February 23, 2008
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Purple Smurf

I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her
by Turtleshit33 January 02, 2011
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