by Football genius October 28, 2015
by t4rantino March 23, 2018
slang for "piss boner"
since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense
this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code
since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense
this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code
Dude 1: "hey dude can you grab me a text book while your up there?"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"
by t-cool September 01, 2007
A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
this word derived at the science academy of south texas by one of our world geogrophy teachers. the teacher handed out a study sheet and there was a typo thats was suppoesed to say "what is a peanut?" but instead it said "what the peanut?"
the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass
the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass
by peanutpeanut October 26, 2006
by icantbreathe July 12, 2008
the sort of "motion" that feels rough as it comes out as if it were impregnated with crushed peanuts
by manyray August 09, 2005