A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.
Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."
Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"
Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"
by Brosif Kony March 20, 2012
derived from the word mank, meaning awful, and horible, normally spoken in belfast, northern ireland
by girlechicky2k April 15, 2008
The act of "shoo-ing" a person(s) using the sound typically associated with a certain farmyard animal, the cow. Instead of saying "shoo", used to express ones desire for the target to leave, the user says "moo". Although it is typically used in a jovial manner, it can be insulting depending on a)its delivery, such as an angry shout
b)the target, such as a person so large they could in fact be confused with a cow
b)the target, such as a person so large they could in fact be confused with a cow
Example 1: You briefly leave your seat only to return and find a friend utilizing your sitting spot.
You : Thats my seat man
Friend : I know but you left to get me a drink
You : Exactly i was doing you a fav... oh ffs "mooooo"!
Example 2: A fat kid you don't really know is listening in on you and your friend whilst you are conversating.
You :....and then we'll probably just go straight to the club?
Friends : Yeah sounds good but what about *insert friends name*... he doesn't have I.D...
Fat Kid: Oh are you guys going to that club, i've been there gazzilions of times it's just thriling isn't it.
You & Friends: ...who the hell? *moo moo moo*
The act of shooing using the word *moo*, hence, moo-shoo
You : Thats my seat man
Friend : I know but you left to get me a drink
You : Exactly i was doing you a fav... oh ffs "mooooo"!
Example 2: A fat kid you don't really know is listening in on you and your friend whilst you are conversating.
You :....and then we'll probably just go straight to the club?
Friends : Yeah sounds good but what about *insert friends name*... he doesn't have I.D...
Fat Kid: Oh are you guys going to that club, i've been there gazzilions of times it's just thriling isn't it.
You & Friends: ...who the hell? *moo moo moo*
The act of shooing using the word *moo*, hence, moo-shoo
by Francis Xavier Desmond Veloso Duffy February 22, 2008
by Cheekymoo October 02, 2005
Person 1: "Oh my GOD! That cow just barked! I swear!"
Person 2: "Of course it didn't, it's not a moo cow."
Person 2: "Of course it didn't, it's not a moo cow."
by MaксH August 28, 2010
1) to throw a pity party for oneself
2) to vain pity in someone elses direction - ie. I don't really feel sorry for you
2) to vain pity in someone elses direction - ie. I don't really feel sorry for you
1) My beer is warm, mee-moo
2) Billy: "Nothing has gone right for me today and now this d-bag behind the counter gives me cold nacho cheese"
Lori: "Mee-moo Billy, mee-fucking-moo"
2) Billy: "Nothing has gone right for me today and now this d-bag behind the counter gives me cold nacho cheese"
Lori: "Mee-moo Billy, mee-fucking-moo"
by Gr8 Big Sea June 12, 2008